no no no no baby no no no no don't lieeeeeeeee.

him (self-proclaim serious-non-clubber): hey, this song playing on the radio now is new, right?
me: mm-hmm. i think it's rihanna. not sure about the title though.
him: i think so. they keep playing it in clubs nowadays.
me: *faces him with wide, toothy grin*
him: oh, no, i'm sorry! i meant penang swimming club!

nice save try, buster.